I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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