Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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