Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize