Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the condom got lost in my hair
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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