is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize