Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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