i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
