This girl is more easily done than said...
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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