they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
send nudes
from the living room?
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