well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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