Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Randomize
