Ambien. No doubt about it.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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