He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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