Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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