Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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