Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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