I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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