Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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