we're blogging at a bar
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My ass is underappreciated
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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