READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm always down for nudity.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
