it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Do vagina's smell?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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