Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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