I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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