She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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