I've blown a few things in my day
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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