I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I love having hate sex.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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