Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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