Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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