called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
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