Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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