but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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