I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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