So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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