But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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