I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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