The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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