Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
someone get that fucking seahorse.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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