is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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