Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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