Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
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