I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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