No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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