I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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