Kareoke will never be a sober sport
accomplished twins. life is a go
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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