I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe