I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron