i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?