YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.