You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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