If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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