at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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