I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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