I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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