So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
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It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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