absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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